a fairytale were a young girl is kidnapped and forced to marry a demon king and instead of being like no! never! shes like fine as long as i get to help you destroy and hes like lol cool but soon shes doing a bit too much and her husband king is like okay enough power and shes like bye see you in the dungeon and hes like what and hes dragged away cause now everyone is more loyal to her and she reigns over the underworld and the surface world with a cold iron fist
if tamagotchis are seriously coming back next fall then I am fully prepared to be a 20 year old with twelve tamagotchis.
BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!
What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.
Air (Libra, Aquarius, Gemini): knowledge, communication, wit, ideas, words, inspiration, flexibility, charm, curiousity, detachment, distance
Fire (Aries, Leo, Sagittarius): passion, enthusiasm, warmth, spontaneity, instinct, lust, recklessness, narcissism, pride, action
Earth (Capricorn, Taurus, Virgo): material, sensual, slow, thorough, stubborn, critical, tactile, grounded, dependable, natural, strong
Water (Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces): emotion, intuition, imagination, empathy, sensitivity, psychic, cleansing, moody, brooding, nurturing
"Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills
i dont understand why people use gaylord as an insult maybe i want to be lord of the gays. bow down to me
you know you have hit your lowest point of being low when you start procrastinating your showers
|Me watching the Olympics at age 8:||Oh that's nice|
|Me watching the Olympics at age 12:||Wow I hope we win|
|Me watching the Olympics at age 16:||I'm going to fuck the entire swim team and no one can stop me|
No one is born hating another person because of the colour of his skin, or his background, or his religion. People must learn to hate, and if they can learn to hate, they can be taught to love, for love comes more naturally to the human heart than its opposite.
I think hell is something you carry around with you. Not somewhere you go.
you know what would be cool? a show about, like, vigilante Victorian prostitutes hunting down Jack the Ripper.
They never did figure out why he stopped killing. And most serial killers don’t stop unless they are stopped. I’m just saying.
HOLY CATS I WANT TO WRITE AND DRAW THIS AS A GRAPHIC NOVEL
OMG THE RESEARCH ALONE WOULD BE AWESOME
"too vague" writes my English teacher on my essay
kind of like the instructions you gave us you piece of shit
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